Kid Quotes

 These kids make me laugh daily!  On this page, I hope to share some laughter with you.

 
Conversation between 2 students while in separate stalls in the bathroom:
Student A: "I have good news and bad news.  Which one do you want to hear first?"
Student B: silent
Student A: "The good news is that when you can't do something, the teacher can help you.  The bad news is you have to wipe your bum yourself."


"My armpits itch."

To a moth, "Oh hello little moth.  How is your day today?"  To me, "I saw that same moth yesterday!"

"How do you spell Hocapontas?"

"Miss Brittney, what exactly is a nacho?"

After seeing a video where God speaks audibly, "I wish God would talk to me.  I would like that."

"Mrs. Walker, I just fell and skinned my knee but I didn't cry because I heard a song called "Cowgirls Don't Cry" and I take horse lessons."

"Just because I'm dressed like a lady doesn't mean I am a lady."

On a hot day: "Mrs. Walker, it feels like Bakersfield out here!"

After skinning his knee in an effort not to cry: "I am facing my tears."  Miss Brittney, "You're facing your fears?" Student, "No, facing my tears."

"Miss Brittney, my legs feel like icebergs!"  Guess who?!?